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Peter Jackson’s inner voice

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I shall make the Return of the King faithful, my precious. Yes! Faithful. Yes, yes, my precious. Peter promised. Promised to be faithful.

No, we wants the money. We wants battles. Battles and battles. We doesn't like the entses talking and the nasty Faramir. We hates him! Hates him! We'll change him. We wants battles and dwarf jokes.

But the Fellowship was faithful. Yes, good and faithful Peter. Peter didn't change the story much now, did he? And Peter got millionses. Millionses and millionses. The purists was happy and Peter made millions. Let's be good, good as fish.

No! The high school boys must watch the movie. And we needs a love story and a female hero. But the nasty little puristses don't want us to change it, do they? Gollum! Nasty little puristses.

Peter must be faithful to the master. Kind master. Tolkein wrote the bookses that we makes our movieses from. Nice Master. Nice Tolkein.

But we wants the Oscar! The precious. The nasty little academy snubbed us. Snubbed! Snubbed! Snubbed! We are the best director. We made the best picture.

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